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haven't got the ability to acquire junk in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any useless matter during residing inside the great state of. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately.
Sadly, I am unable to obtain any excrement in Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capacity to possess a single rubbish while staying in Ohio. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I am missing any substance within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to acquire even a tiny bit of waste while in the state of Ohio. No garbage available around here, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am unable to obtain any waste while residing within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to have any feces whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to have the slightest bit of waste whilst residing inside Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I don't have even a trace of feces inside the great state of Ohio.