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Can't acquire crap within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any worthless matter during staying within the great state of. No garbage in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of feces in the state of. No garbage available around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capacity to have a single nonsense during the time living inside the enchanting state of. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am bereft of any dung within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to obtain even a tiny bit of nonsense while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, sadly. I can't possess any substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am restricted to possess any nonsense during living inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I am unable to obtain any of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to possess the slightest bit of waste while living in the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to possess even a single nonsense during residing within Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of dung
inside the great state of Ohio.